Omaha, NE: Saturday, Feb 23

Hanging out with medical professionals and students has its advantages, including refills on stupid human stories. I figured that with all my raves on awesome people across the states, we could use some laughs at the not-so-fortunately-cool. My top faves from the night:

1. She Don’t Use Jelly (right)

A pregnant woman visits the doctor, amazed that she even got pregnant. “I always used spermicidal jelly. Sure, it tasted bad, but every morning I ate some with my toast.” Yeah, sadly, it is a true story.

2. Skip the Strips – Bleach Your Teeth

A woman comes into the dentist, complaining that she has 0 biters and chompers. While she had teeth, though she didn’t like to brush or floss, she wanted to keep her smile sparkling … so she regularly rinsed her mouth with household bleach. Gotta love those crazy meth heads and their addiction to ingesting cleaning supplies. What’s a little bleach when you’re used to using Draino to make nomobraino to smoke?

These plonkers provide more laughs than the stupid tech support calls! Don’t be fooled, poor sleep deprived residents can lack some serious common sense on occasion – so the laughs don’t always stop at the patients. Share your favorite stupid-human story – it’s OK, you can make fun of me if needed.


  • Mel
    February 26, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    I’m glad we could provide you with some Saturday night entertainment. It was great to see you!!

  • Jewel
    February 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    haha – thanks, i completely forgot. what a riot!

  • T-Bone
    February 25, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Don’t forget, the bleach lady complained that “plain” water gave her stomachaches. She drinks Sprite almost exclusively, but she is also able to tolerate vitamin water (specifically, Sobe brand).

  • Karen Halls
    February 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I found your site on google blog search and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. Just added your RSS feed to my feed reader. Look forward to reading more from you.

    Karen Halls


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